Ask me anything you wan to know!
this baby just knocked itself the fuck out what an idiot
when someone says “ten years ago” I think about the 90’s not 2003
I struggle greatly with the fact that they are the same actor.
I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
Ellen is the Queen of the World
i friggin love ellen
- green mario
- moon moon
- Shrek (The Shrekening?)
- pokemon fusions
- "bitch i might be"
- swaggy vs swaggie
- flower crowns
- swiggity swag
- the short-lived furniture fandom
- miley cyrus
- "first of all how dare you"
- dad jokes
- frick frack
- "surprise bitch"
- Patrick star
- the bee movie
- do you like the colour of the sky?
- Do he got the booty?
- He dooooooooo.
and surprise, bitch.
Print it. Fuck it.
am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused
guys im going to cr y
my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla
my parents got me the license plate icarla
i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country
GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME
MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT